Sunday, September 12, 2010

This Just In...


Good Evening and welcome to THIS JUST IN... I'm Todd Silver and these are your top stories.

Canada’s ‘prince of pot’ Marc Emery was sentenced to five years in a US Federal prison this week after pleading guilty to a single count of conspiracy to manufacture marijuana. Reporters asked Emery what his last meal will be before entering the big house. His response? Brownies.

After weeks of bargaining with authorities, the trapped miners in Chile have been granted their wish and received packs of cigarettes. The trapped men have also requested a bottle of whiskey and a fleet of prostitutes to help pass the time.

The Alberta government is concerned over an increase in wild deer diagnosed with Chronic Wasting Disease. Suggestions to help combat the outbreak include a national fundraiser and a telethon hosted by Bambi.

That's all the Breaking News for this evening. Join us next time for another riveting episode of, THIS JUST IN...

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